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official-chipotle:

He’s so fucking frustrated

official-chipotle:

He’s so fucking frustrated

shiralipkin:

somethingclassysomethingvulgar:

if you live with a cat, you have had this conversation. 

quitegregarious:

WATCH FUTURAMA THEY SAID. IT’S A FUNNY SHOW THEY SAID.

not-blonde:

Winona Ryder in high school
“I was wearing an old Salvation Army shop boy’s suit. As I went to the bathroom I heard people saying, ‘Hey, faggot’. They slammed my head into a locker. I fell to the ground and they started to kick the shit out of me. I had to have stitches. The school kicked me out, not the bullies.“Years later, I went to a coffee shop and I ran into one of the girls who’d kicked me, and she said, ‘Winona, Winona, can I have your autograph?’ And I said, ‘Do you remember me? Remember in seventh grade you beat up that kid?’ And she said, ‘Kind of’. And I said, ‘That was me. Go fuck yourself.’”

not-blonde:

Winona Ryder in high school

“I was wearing an old Salvation Army shop boy’s suit. As I went to the bathroom I heard people saying, ‘Hey, faggot’. They slammed my head into a locker. I fell to the ground and they started to kick the shit out of me. I had to have stitches. The school kicked me out, not the bullies.

“Years later, I went to a coffee shop and I ran into one of the girls who’d kicked me, and she said, ‘Winona, Winona, can I have your autograph?’ And I said, ‘Do you remember me? Remember in seventh grade you beat up that kid?’ And she said, ‘Kind of’. And I said, ‘That was me. Go fuck yourself.’”

anthramen:

I have felt first-hand the very wrath of the Turkish ice-cream man.

sockpuppetblues:

She “used her fists in a scientific fashion” then “rode off towards Tyldesley”! (1899)

sockpuppetblues:

She “used her fists in a scientific fashion” then “rode off towards Tyldesley”! (1899)